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Slow ride

Road movie crawls from Seattle to Boston by Segway
By JEFF INGLIS  |  August 15, 2007
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GOT TO MAKE THE MOMENT LAST: Segway riding.

10 MPH | at Frontier Café & Cinema, Fort Andross, 14 Maine St, Brunswick | 7 & 9 pm August 18 | $7 | 207.725.5222
When their semi-loony friend “j.fred” had the idea, it was a laugh, a lark. Nobody would ever ride a Segway across the country. The battery-powered, gyroscope-balanced, two-wheeled “human transporter” invented by New Hampshirite Dean Kamen is too silly, too awkward for something like that.

But the more longtime friends Josh Caldwell and Hunter Weeks thought about it, they realized the idea could, in fact, become (if you’ll pardon the pun) a vehicle for launching their filmmaking careers.

Both were complete rookies — neither had made a full-length film, nor had either ridden on a Segway — an experience within the reach of anyone who has a few grand to buy one or time to wander into a Brookstone specialty shop and ask for a demo.

Now, after traveling 4300 miles from Seattle to Boston in 100 days, Caldwell has probably ridden a Segway farther than anyone else. His journey is documented in the film 10 MPH, screening Saturday at Frontier Café and Cinema in Brunswick. But even after all that, Caldwell is no Segway acrobat. He can do a wheelie, but he never tried to “grind on a rail,” much less any more adventurous trick.

What Caldwell and Weeks have made is a road movie, in the tradition, perhaps, of Charles Kuralt’s “On the Road” reports for CBS News, or maybe more like William Least Heat-Moon’s backroads peregrinations in Blue Highways.

Caldwell rode the Segway; Weeks followed in an SUV — sometimes just feet behind — loaded with supplies, spare batteries, and a couple of helpers. The movie is about driving a Segway 10 miles per hour across the country, the people they met, the sights they encountered, and the occasional run-ins with the law. “Barney Fife is alive and well” in rural Illinois, Caldwell reports, recalling his encounter with a police officer livid that he and the SUV were moving at a snail’s pace along a narrow road posted with a speed limit of 45 mph.

There have been plenty of road-trip films and TV shows. Most of them — like Smokey and the Bandit, The Dukes of Hazzard, and even MTV’s Road Rules — feature plots centered on driving way too fast. Not 10 MPH. These enterprising journeymen turned a blind eye to the only thing the government gives you completely for free: the right to do the speed limit.

What’s not in the film is a 50-Segway parade to the Bedford, New Hampshire, factory where the two-wheelers are made. Nor are viewers offered any footage of the team repairing the Segway, which needed frequent changes of batteries, as you might expect, but never once had a flat tire or needed a tire change. (There was a problem with an electronic component in the handlebars, which was cured by installing a new set of handlebars, but that was it for breakdowns.)

Also, sadly, not in the film is the human drama that likely unfolded in the SUV, which Caldwell is grateful he avoided, with “the hazard-light noise going the whole time” — moving 10 miles an hour for 100 days. (It probably helped that two of the three people in the truck were siblings — twins, actually. And there was a dog along for entertainment.)

The response to the film so far has been encouraging. Various film festivals, such as the Toofy festival in Boulder, Colorado, the Solstice festival in St. Paul, Minnesota, and the East Lansing festival in Michigan, have proffered awards. There have also been angry and disappointed e-mails from people who claimed to have had the idea “first,” though they never acted on it.

Here’s fair warning: for the next trip, “we might ride llamas,” Caldwell says. It’s hard to tell when he’s joking.

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10 MPH: www.10mph.com

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Jeff Inglis: jinglis@thephoenix.com

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Slow ride
While you make a valid point regarding the yet unresolved economic stimulus bill and supplemental budget from last fall, I believe you have missed many other significant pieces of legislation that have been passed so far in this TWO YEAR legislative session.... Both houses have passed a groundbreaking Stem Cell Research, authorized Emergency Contraception, passed a Drunk Driving Bill, reauthorized an Affordable Housing Bond and a produced a Veterans Welcome Home Bill....and this year the House passed a comprehensive Mercury Bill and a Primary Seat Belt Bill that is awaiting Senate action and the House debated two controversial bills that would allow the Death Penalty and In-State Tuition (both failed, thankfully) And where is three months to go.........I think it is a little unfair to say that this was an unproductive session. These accomplishments along with the groundbreaking Health Care Reform Law is quite impressive!
By CapitalD on 04/30/2006 at 10:30:11

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