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Make It So: 7 of the geekiest sex toys ever made (NSFW)

By S.I. ROSENBAUM | February 10, 2011

Much more creative is Bad Dragon, your one-stop-shop for nerdy/disturbing/zoophile sex toys. If you jerked off to Dragonlance, you can order the "Varka," which is "modeled after the thick cock of a feral black dragon." There's also "David the Werewolf" ($90), the "Gryphon" ($90), and of course, the "Tentacle" ($90). ("Not all tentacle beasts are rapists," the site assures, "most just want a hole to fill.")

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