DOWNLOAD: Gorilla Zoe feat. Neighborhood Superstars, "It's Christmas" [mp3]
+ 5 snowflakes: durrty-south interpretation of "Jingle Bells" brings new meaning to "dashing through the snow"
+ 8 snowflakes: flipping "12 Days of Christmas" as dope-boy corner pitch
+ 1,000,000 snoflakes: "When I hit the strip club I can make it reindeer."
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total = 1,000,013 snowflakes.